Sir Cutsalot

This gardener found himself in a quandary. He enjoyed looking at his beautiful stalks in the garden so much that he wanted to cut a few to bring inside. But when he went outside to bring in a bunch, he realized that cutting them would leave him without any beautiful stalks in his garden any more. Had he grown MTBs, he would have found lots of stalks per clump in most varieties that he'd grown for over a year.